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10. Everytime you think about Carter, your heard starts to thump violently
11. You spend your spare time writing romantic novels with you and Dan Carter as the main characters
12. You always mention Carter's name in everyone's end-of-year magazines
13. Everyone knows about your obsession with Dan Carter... including the NEW next door neighbour
14. You cried your heart out when Carter missed a tour of your country
15. You started buying Jockey for your dad just because
Dan Carter endorses them.
16. You have so many posters if Dan Carter, you can't even remember your original wall colour
17. Even your ceiling has posters.. so you watch him for hours before you sleep
18. Your room is the only place that has Dan Carter posters... so you try to get into trouble as much as you can so you can 'go to your room'
19. Your parents worry because you are obsessed to a terrifying degree
20. You write letters to him in every letter-writing assignment that you do in school
21. Almost all of one of your bedroom walls is covered in a huge blow-up of Carter in his Jokey's.
22. You hate every other girl who is in love with Dan Carter, 'cause you want him all for yourself!!
23. You got taken to a therapist to talk about your 'unhealthy' obsession about Dan Carter...
24. ... And then the therapist quit her job because she got so sick of hearing about how cool and hot Carter is.
25. You spent all day crying because the hail cause a match delay
26. Your heart goes Shalalala, when someone says Dan Carter
27. You're dieing to watch HIS game.. and you support New Zealand, Dan Carter and 'The Men in Black' even though your are not Kiwi
28. You said to your boy-friend, "find another girlfriend. I can't give you time, I'm busy with Carter".
29. Your Boyfriend broke up with you because you think about Dan Carter 24/7
30. You start defending Dan Carter if your mates say anything bad about him even when you are sitting in a science lecture and the teacher is teaching something complicated.
31. You have your very own diary just for Carter which you write in every night, cause you love him sooo much!
32. You get up in the morning feeling like crap until you turn on the TV and see on the news that Carter has played excellently and then you suddenly feel fantastic.
33. You kiss your posters of Daniel and pretend that he's kissing you back
34. You buy a ring and pretend it's yours and Daniel's engagement ring.
35. You never actually watch rugby, but you are watching the End of Year Tour all the time, just to see Carter
36. Your friend's are really worried about you because they think that you love Dan so much that you won't be able to love any other boy or marry anyone else in the future!
37. When the hottest guy in school asks you whether you have a boyfriend you say 'yes' and when they ask the name you say Daniel
38. You think that someone is stealing your identity just because she says that she likes Carter
39. Everyone stares at you like a lunatic when you go to shop, because you just happen to scream out...HEY, THAT's THE SAME BOOTS DAN CARTER WORE!
40. You LOVE Dan Carter so much that your very own brother decides to hate him just to spite you.
41. You bought a pair of rugby boots that cost $900 because Dan Carter wore the same one
42. Your sister has "Carter's babe" on her phone as her caller ID everytime you call
43. Your family members sometimes use your e-mail account because they know the password is somehow related to Carter
44. Everyone who see's the inside of your bedroom and knows you consider you a stalker because you know absoulutely everything about Carter and have everything you could possibly have about him cramped up in your room
45. You pose for photos and say "Carter"
instead of "cheese".
46. Everytime you use mehendi (temporary tattoo) on
your hand there is always a "DC" in the centre.
48. You always put up a stocking that is 188cm tall on Christmas every year, and ask Santa to bring you Dan Carter
49. When your science teacher asks you what is the important constituent for respiration, you immediately answer "Dan Carter"
50. Whenever you feel angry, you think of Carter's cute smile and all your anger vanishes
51. You think that Carter should model for a toothpaste add because he has such a killer smile.
52. Whenever you go for shopping and buy a new dress, you ask your friends "Will Dan Carter like it?"
53. You are asked, "What is your aim in life?" Without hesitation you answer - Carter's 'legally'wedded wife!
54. You wear a charm necklace with the letters 'D' and 'C' and a rugby ball and a goal post on it.
55. You go crazy every time you hear his name and can't stop blushing
56. You feel that he's a sexy angel fallen from heaven
57. You feel that Dan Carter is the 8th wonder of the world
58. You feel that the temperature of your city suddenly rises if Carter is in the city
59. You feel the most intoxicating drug in this world is Dan Carter's beautiful smile.
